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Tuesday, 30 November 2010

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Great news tonight from Spoof Central.

Apparently, former Spoof contributor, PLECTRUM has announced that he is about to publish a Spoof story which exceeds the standard 100 word minimum word count.

According to sources, PLECTRUM has been working for months on a screechingly funny headline involving the stars of the Twilight saga ordering a Bloody Mary in a New York bar.

Because they're vampires.

And that's the joke!

Further unconfirmed reports have the debt collector involved in a potential porno movie scenario with another former writer.

Who is psychic...or possibly incontinent.

But we wouldn't know about any of that nonsense here at SEN.

Bugger!

We just overran the min word count.

Less as we get it.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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