Skoob Entertainment News has just learned that X-Factor reject novelty comedy singing act, Wagner Carrilho is wasting no time in letting the grass grow under his feet by rehearsing furiously for the upcoming series of Britain's Got Talent.
Wacky Wagner it seems, just can't get enough of Simon Cowell and co, and he's determined to make as big an impact on BGT as he did on the X-Factor.
SEN supremo, Buffty Ginslinger told us:
"It's almost as if Wagner is Cowell's nemesis. He haunted him on X-Factor, and now he's going to haunt him all over again on Britain's Got Talent. Personally, I love it. Good luck to the silly sod. Any silly fucker who can put a flea in that scoundrel Cowell's ear will do for me."
SEN contacted a man who claimed to be Wagner and asked him what he intended to do on BGT? In a heavily accented voice, he told us:
"Lot of Ricky Martin, like on X-Factor. She Bangs was good fun for me. And maybe Bat Out Of Hell by Maltloaf. Is all good for me. Maybe the peeps vote in my favour again. I have had a taste of the big time, and I want the sexy dancing girl treatment again. Oh yes! Is very good! I no rest until I bed all sexy ladies."
More as we get it.
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