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Tuesday, 30 November 2010

image for Remembering Leslie Nielsen. Seriously, I Don't Remember Him. Was He Famous?
Remeber that scene where he had to take care of his niece's pet rat? He killed it. Hilarous!

Fans of actors from the golden age of television are mourning the death of Leslie Nielsen, some old f--ker that died on Sunday.

"He was a comedic genius," said The Comedy Store owner Mitzi Shore, who nearly destroyed the entire stand-up comedy industry by giving birth to unfunny load of sh-t Pauly Shore. "That guy could read funny things written for him in a way that was funny. Very funny."

Nielsen was a serious actor for years, until starring in 1980's "Airplane!", a movie that stopped being funny right around the end of the Reagan Administration. He milked that cash cow, starring in blatant ripoffs such as "Naked Gun", "Naked Gun 2 1/2", "Naked Gun 33 1/3" and "Scary Movie", which earned him an Academy Award nomination and a felony indictment for "Unlawful Nakedness On Film Of a Person Over 75".

Nielsen died Sunday at age 84, and will be as forgotten well before his body decomposes.

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