Fans of actors from the golden age of television are mourning the death of Leslie Nielsen, some old f--ker that died on Sunday.
"He was a comedic genius," said The Comedy Store owner Mitzi Shore, who nearly destroyed the entire stand-up comedy industry by giving birth to unfunny load of sh-t Pauly Shore. "That guy could read funny things written for him in a way that was funny. Very funny."
Nielsen was a serious actor for years, until starring in 1980's "Airplane!", a movie that stopped being funny right around the end of the Reagan Administration. He milked that cash cow, starring in blatant ripoffs such as "Naked Gun", "Naked Gun 2 1/2", "Naked Gun 33 1/3" and "Scary Movie", which earned him an Academy Award nomination and a felony indictment for "Unlawful Nakedness On Film Of a Person Over 75".
Nielsen died Sunday at age 84, and will be as forgotten well before his body decomposes.