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Monday, 29 November 2010

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The latest out of Brazil is that Twilight star Robert Pattinson is afraid he might hurt his co-star and lover Kristen Stewart during some rough and tumble love scenes in the next film.

"Kristen is a small lady and I would like for us to use stand-ins for the rougher parts of the love-in. Of course, we could do the good stuff."

But the producers and directors say no, so they will have to manage as best as they can.

When you see the scenes at the next Twilight you may agree with Pattinson. Edward roughs Bella up pretty good as he did in the book. Not all those bruises will be make-up.

Later on Pattinson told Taylor Lautner that he hadn't expected the love scenes to be so rough. "I really am concerned that I might hurt her."

However there were no complaints from Stewart.

"He can rough me up if he wants to. He's a vampire...and Robert is a descendant of Vlad the Lad, so it's in his blood."

This is Tooter Day for West Coast Post in Brazil.

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