WASILLA - The Third installment of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska has eclipsed the viewer numbers of the first two shows.
Executives for the TLC Network Burgess Flackbubble and Irving Castowitz are so thrilled with the shows amazing ratings that they have told Sarah Palin that they are going to both vote for her in the 2012 presidential election even though both are card-carrying Democrats.
Castowitz defended his and his fellow executive's remarks by saying that yes they are going to vote for Sarah Palin, but that they will each be donating $50,000 to the National Democratic Committee.
Flackbubble noted that he had just received word that the show has just been named, by the highly respected entertainment magazine Television Kingdom, as The Best Fishing Show In The History Of Fish.
In the latest episode 21-year-old son Track, who recently returned from a tour of Iraq, messes up his dad's boat trailer and does not even have the decency or the 'nads to mention it to him.
Sarah saw that the boat was resting on the trailer tire and told Todd who uttered about seven choice hardcore curse words including [EXPLETIVES DELETED BY EDITOR.]
The former governor told Todd that she could not believe that their military hero son would lie to them. Todd shook his head and remarked, "Damn, you'd think his daddy was George W. Bush"
Sarah giggled and said that she would not even let Georgy W. kiss her on her elbow much less hop into bed with him and play 'hide the salami.'
The two then drove over to Todd's grandmother's house. Granny Palin, is 102 and she can still fillet salmon better than anyone in Alaska and the woman uses a damn pencil to do it for goodness sakes.
Lena Tashnooki Palin is a full-blooded Eskimo whose husband Frantoonta Palin worked in the igloo construction business.
Frantoonta, once back in 1977, single handedly built a four story igloo office building near his home town of Reindeer Cojones, located beside Bristol Bay.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Sarah stated that their oldest daughter, the dancing one, Bristol, was named after Bristol Bay, on which she was conceived while Todd and her made whoopee on a salmon boat during the Bi-Yearly Salmon Denutting Festival and Parade.]