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Monday, 29 November 2010

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The guitar on which Taylor Swift says she is going to write "The Material Grandmother" a song about Madonna.

BOISE, Idaho - Taylor Swift was sitting backstage eating some Twinkies after having put on a fantastic show for a sold out crowd at Boise's Mashed Potatoes Arena.

She was asked by a local television reporter what she thought about the mean remarks that Madonna had made about Demi Lovato who is currently at the Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

Swift shook her head and said that Madonna should be ashamed of herself for acting like some third-rate, has been singer like Courtney Love.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ah Taylor sweety...have you heard and seen Madonna lately, the bitch ain't acting.]

Selena Gomez, who is a very good friend of Demi's defended her after she heard Madonna tell Bill-O, aka Bill "Pinhead" O'Reilly that Lovato cannot sing, dance, act, or even make commercials anywhere near as good as (Madonna) used to do.

Gomez immediately called a press conference and stated that Madonna is so old that reliable sources said that she actually once necked with Attila The Hun.

Gomez, who is feisty young lady, went on to say that the "Material Grandmother" is pissed off because she has noticed that her cellulite is now starting to get cellulite.

Madonna fired back at Gomez by telling her that she needs to pack her things and get on back to her South American home country of Wales, Laos, Turkey, or whichever one she came from.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Wow! And here I thought that there was no one who knew less about geography than "Snowflake" Sarah Palin.]

Taylor responded to Madonna's comments about Selena by stating that Selena was born in Texas, whereas Madonna was born in Michigan, which technically is a whole lot closer to Wales, Laos, and Turkey than Texas is.

Swift then shrugged her shoulders and said that Madonna had better stop picking on Demi Lovato and other young female singers who are raking in tons more money than she ever dreamed about making.

Taylor smiled and then said, "Madonna really needs to pick on someone her own age like Cher."

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I have met Cher twice, once in Las Vegas, and once in Sweet Lips, Tennessee and I really do not think that Madonna would want to mess with the likes of the Mama Cougar who once, at a Brooklyn McDonald's beat the heck out of Elton John, Boy George, and George Michael all at the same time.]

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