According to a former police officer we will call Officer John Doe, two members of the family of Michael Jackson were much relieved to have the container that held Michael's brain returned to them for burial with the rest of Jackson's body.
"Only a couple months after Jackson's death, we were told by an assistant of the coroner who did the autopsy on Michael Jackson's body to see cause of death, had apparently misplaced Michael's brain."
The former cop stated that the very next day someone began calling a member of the Jackson family and telling them that they had the brain and wanted one million dollars for its return. This member of the family told one other member and kept it from the rest.
"They also told us, so we began setting traps for them", stated the former cop.
"We then brought up the subject to the coroner's assistant, who stated that IF this had happened, the brain had been found by the police when they arrested a worker at the lab."
"IF it happened, and I'll not say anything for certain, the two members of the family then had the brain buried with Jackson and were out no money, as the person who slipped it out was the only real suspect."
"He wasn't very bright and was only trained in clean-up!"
"Well, maybe he needed his brain replaced", our reporter suggested.
"With Jacksons? See what I mean about not being very bright?"