Written by Buck E Filbert
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Monday, 29 November 2010

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Russel is nervous to the bone

As if the streets of Los Angeles are not dangerous enough already, Russel Brand star of, Get Him to The Greek, is taking driving lessons on the highways and byways of L.A..

Brand, who is married to Katy Perry, decided he had to learn to drive to afford him the independence one needs to operate effectively in a city such as Los Angeles.

"We all know Russel is a bit goofy, I mean do we really need him on the road? Sounds dangerous to me". said one long time commuter.

Apparently Russel has been soaking up the local color as well. He pulled up to one corner and a homeless guy asked for money. Russel flipped him a 20 and told him to be in the same spot tomorrow. I'm sure there will be 10 homeless people waiting the next day.

From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:
"Learn to drive?" "Never," said Quentin. "My mission in
life is to be a passenger."
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