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Sunday, 28 November 2010

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Miley Bares It All

Miley Cyrus turned 18 recently that makes her legal to do whatever she pleases. Her first order of business is to shed her goody two shoes image. To achieve that goal she has taken a job at Harazy Girls in Los Angeles California.

It seems kinda crazy for Miley to make this move to stripping considering the fee she can command as an Actress/Songstress. Cyrus's management team was unavailable for comment. They were just sick about Miley's decision to go the stripper route, confided a insider.

Miley's decision to show that she is has become a woman is following in the footsteps of such celebrities as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

Philip Moorse, noted physiologist, made the observation, "when these girls come of age, they want the entire world to know they are no longer little girls, but have blossomed into women".

Be that as it may you'll be able to find this reporter at Harazy Girls tonight and probably the rest of the week as well.


From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert


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"Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."
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