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Sunday, 28 November 2010

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Argh! Argh! It's Gillian McKeith!!!

Gillian Mckieth got her first No 1, "It's fainting time", last night, beating Chico's "It's Christmas time" and Gino's "essence of Italy song" to the top chart spot.

The song tells the story of a doctor who constantly faints and gets about a million hits on YouTube.

It's fainting time is a parody on Chico's well loved song "It's Chico time" and encourages celebrities thinking of going on I'm a celebrity to copy her, saying "it adds to the entertainment."

Our roving interviewer tried to interview her last night but she fainted before he could get anywhere near.

"There was a spider on your shoulder." explains Gillian before she sees another and faints.

1 hour later, the fainting stops.

"Argh, argh, argh, it's on me! Get it off, get it off, get it off!" screams Gillian but, our interviewer left it on her for a laugh.

Gillian is expected to perform her new single on X Factor as soon as she leaves the jungle.

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