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Saturday, 27 November 2010

Gillian Mckieth fainted for the a millionth time last night after seeing a massive spider.

The Spider happened to be Stacey trying to impress the campmates with a spider impression.

Gillian then lost the baby she was "pregnant" with when she's 50 odd and blamed it all on Stacey.

But the campmates got so fed up of her annoying antics that they burned her alive and ate her as part of a bushtucker challenge.

ITV were then charged with "Unfair treatment" and the campmates(and ITV themselves) will be sent to court.

Gillian is expeted to faint live on I'm a celebrity get me out of here during the public vote off.

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