NEW YORK - At the final stop on his tour of the North American continent, Bieber punched annoying guy, Rod Puberty.
On-stage dancer at the gig in Central Park said this: "This annoying guy who didn't even like Beiber, he kept following us everywhere. When we went to England and Europe, he was there, when we went to the Nevada desert he was there. In fact, we sent a life-like dummy of him [Beiber] to Antartica, and boom! He was there! It's nice to see that he has got over the bullying taunts of this guy and punched him in the face."
Puberty sustained heavy damage to his face, losing his teeth and a blackened eye.
"HA!" he laughed from his hospital bed in New Jersey. "He punched like a girl!" A nurse then came in and punched Puberty.
He is now comatose.
This reporter got an exclusive interview with the teenager.
"I know you don't like my music," said Bieber. "But you gotta admit, that was some punch. It felt great to let go of my anger."
This reporter had to admit that, according to 267 YouTube videos, it was a hell of a punch.
Some other widely-looked-down-on stars did thier bit to copy Bieber, in the hopes the world will accept them, at least not musically or whatever thier field is.
For example, Paris Hilton who is famous for... uhhh... famousness?... drove some papparazzi off the road, after finding out that they knew that she ate Coco Puffs for breakfast.
Oh man, I gotta change my cereal then. I share my cereal with a celebrity. CRUD.