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Saturday, 27 November 2010

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Jennifer Aniston has stated that the ticking of her biological clock is getting louder and louder.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Jennifer Aniston, who does not really ever seem to have a problem getting a guy, but who can't seem to keep one worth a damn was photographed vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with Chelsea Handler a stand up comedian.

Aniston, 41, is best known for appearing in the TV sit com Friends as well as for being dumped by her husband Brad Pitt when he went off to film the motion picture Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Angelina "Da Lips" Jolie.

Handler, who is 35, is known for not really a whole heck of a lot other than appearing at some of America's most out-of-the-way comedy clubs including The Funny Finger in Bogalusa, Louisiana, The Laughing Hyena in Bee Lick, Kentucky, and the newly remodeled Club Ha Ha Ha in Toad Suck, Arkansas.

The two dishwater blondes spent the Thanksgiving holidays sunning themselves down in sunny old drug cartel infested Mexico. Jen wore a three year old purple bikini swimsuit which showed off her Margarita belly, her stretch marks, and her muffin top.

Chels wore a five year old blue bikini swimsuit which showed off her beer belly, her Chinese tattoo symbols, and her cottage cheese.

A local reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News Polo Del Matador asked the two blondes if they were lesbianites. Aniston angrily replied that just because one sexy woman rubs suntan lotion on the gorgeous-looking ass of another sexy woman does not mean that they like to bump bikini burgers.

Del Matador looked puzzled and asked her what she meant by the term bikini burgers. Aniston rolled her eyes and asked if he perhaps understood the term muchacha pee pee's.

Del Matador turned as red as a Tennessee tomato and he let out a giggle that would make Clay Aiken sound like a WWF wrestler.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: A friend of mine, Antonio "Tamale Tony" San Salsa who works as a bartender at the Pancho Villa Resort Villa where Aniston and Handler stayed told me that he saw the two older blondes frolicking on the beach about half a dozen times but pointed out that not once did he ever see Handler's hand reach underneath Aniston's bikini bottom as The Baja California Enquirer Magazine had stated.]

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