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Saturday, 27 November 2010

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SpaceWanker takes a long walk

(Northern California) - Irregular TheSpoof.com contributor, SpaceWanker, recently was overheard wondering aloud while fully-clothed in the shower:

"I can't figure it out. Was something lost in translation? It's strange because I really thought I might have something there. How did Hydrogen Balloon manage it? My idea seemed like a surer thing than Trekkies and potheads, that's for sure. Ah, who am I kidding? I've lost my edge. I'm a sham. A washed-up has-been. I should be put out to pasture..."

It just goes to show that:
1) One can never really know one's audience that well.
2) If one aims for points, one should be prepared to be let down.

(sung à la Guys and Dolls): "...ruck be a rady tonight..."

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