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Topics: Rihanna, singer

Saturday, 27 November 2010

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Nicki Minaj has stated that the fact that she eats seven Big Macs a day has nothing to do with her butt being so damn big.

BROOKLYN - Hip hop rap artist Nicki Minaj performed at The Rumpelstiltskin Ballroom in Brooklyn before a standing room only crowd.

The 25-year-old Trinidadian captivated the crowd not only with her singing but with her tremendously over sized butt as well.

A reporter for Music Bling magazine stated that a lot of Nicki's fans have remarked that the Caribbean beauty has an ass that is so damn gigantic that it makes J-Lo's (Jennifer Lopez), Beyonce's, and the Kardashian sister's asses all look flatter than the Midwest state of Kansas.

Minaj has flat out denied that she has had any butt implants, keister steroids, or badonkadonk injections.

She does admit that big, fat, humongous cabooses do run in her family and that her great, great grandmother Pandora Demi Pebbledink had what is still today considered to be the largest butt of any female ever born in the Western Hemisphere.

In fact, her husband Mordecai Pebbledink had to restrict her from riding any of the horses on their farm due to the fact that she had virtually knocked the hell out of two adult horses when she got on them.

At the concert in Brooklyn, Minaj performed a duet with Rihanna which was co-written by Kara DioGuardi and Neil Sedaka entitled, "Hey Y'all, We Ain't Being Skank Ho's We Just Kinda Be Lookin' Like Dat."

In other news. The Black Eyed Peas frontman will.i.am. says that the rumors that he will be changing his name to will.i.ain't are totally not true. He did point out that he had given some consideration to perhaps changing it to will.i.effen.is. but he decided against that since there is already a singer using that name in Holland.

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