The Skills of Michael Jackson have tonight been compared to those of the great musical genius, Wagner. The shock comparison was made by a man who knows Genius when he sees it. Yes, that's right Louis Walsh.
Louis Walsh says that Michael and Wagner have almost identical levels of musical genius. In fact, Wagner might just be a bit better than Michael in the dancing stakes. Louis is also believed to believe that Wagner has been sent by God to replace Michael Jackson and John Lennon here on earth.
Friends of Louis say that Wagner is here to stay and is fully expected to win the competition. After that Wagner will go on a great big tour and be introduced to the world.
"I think live touring is where its at for Wagner" Louis is said to have said. "Wagner will wow the world with his singing and dancing, and Simon believes that too. Simon has so much faith in Wagner. The Queen also has faith in Wagner and is trying to get him to sing at the Royal Wedding"
Wagner was not available for comment because he got evicted from the X-factor house by Matt the squeaky voiced posh plumber, who has been masquerading as a poor person to get votes. Wagner is now living in a tent in the garden, and only kindhearted Katie Waissel bothers to take him sandwiches.
Wagner and Katie to Win.
By Katarina Frogpond.