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Thursday, 25 November 2010

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Jon Gosselin, formerly of "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" fame and described by Kate as having a really tiny penis, was injured Wednesday as he and a new girlfriend danced night before last.

The event happened in San Francisco's "Club: Bodego Red " as three others were injured and two ambulances were called to the nightclub.

A witness stated that she heard a commotion and saw a man, later identified as Jon Gosselin, suddenly trip and fall on the floor causing four or five others to go down with him.

"The band suddenly stopped and the other dancers left the floor as people tried to help those hurt."

Another Source stated that Gosselin apparently had a sausage taped inside the crotch of his pants and that it was jarred loose and came out a pants leg. He immediately stepped on it and went flying backwards causing a whole group to fall.

"I'm glad no one was seriously hurt. The lady Jon was in was so embarrassed she left him on the dance floor, grabbed her coat and went out the door. Can't say that I blame her."

Others say that it would have been a lot worse if the salami had been a banana.

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