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Thursday, 25 November 2010

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Life's Shit In The Jungle - But The Pay's Good

Controversy in the I'm A Celeb camp tonight as shit inspector Gillian McKeith admitted smuggling contraband into camp in her knickers and sanitary napkins.

Thus jeopardising Spoof favourite Stacey Solomon and Aggro's high level, vertigo inducing twelve star, bush tucker challenge.

Trigger Happy TV mobile phone gobshite, Dom Joly appeared to be absolutely gutted at the notion of eating beans and rice flavoured by Gillian McKeith's arse hole and fishy bits.

Not to mention the rags.

She did surrender her halibut flavouring, much to the relief of the other campers, but then an eviction was announced.

Involving solitary confinement.

Former Mondays frontman Shaun Ryder said he wouldn't mind a spot of solitary confinement, providing it got him away from the other arseholes on the show.

Who goes?

Who knows?

It unfolds as we report.

More as we get it.

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