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Thursday, 25 November 2010

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A typical Hollywood Blvd Regular

A group of concerned Hollywood citizens are getting together and having meetings in regards to changing the city name from Hollywood to Hollyweird. The reason for the requested change stemmes from the regulars that hang on Hollywood Blvd.

For example there is the Silver man the man that dresses in silver and is silver head to toe. Another is the Pole Woman, she peels all the posters off the telephone poles up and down the Blvd. Then there are all the performers that park in front of Manns Chinese Theater. They dress as all manner of celebrity garb, from Michael Jackson, to Freddie Krueger of The Nightmare On Elm Street fame.

The group CCCH, (Concerned Citizens for the Change of Hollywood) are imploring who ever will listen to change Hollywood's name to Hollyweird. In the past the group could have set it's sights on Johnny Grant, the Honorary Mayor of Hollywood but Mr Grant has passed and no successor has been named.

A spokesman for the CCCH said, "Were sick and tired of being
sick and tired. The Blvd is a human garbage dump, we need to clean it up".

Without someone to appeal to the group has very little chance of effecting any significant change.


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