We all know how she loves her tattoos, and X-Factor judge and mime artiste etraordinaire, Cheryl Cole, didn't disappoint recently as she revealed a brand new tramp stamp, which according to sources, wraps right the way underneath and almost touches her tinky winky.
And all this hot on the heels of a tattoo which has been reported to disappear up her La-la.
Nobody really seems to know why the nation's sweetheart has a thing about tattoos which give the illusion of disappearing up her La-la or teasing her tinky winky, but Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger reckons the answer is simple:
"The girl's a fucking chav!" Buffty told us from the A&E unit at University College Hospital on the Euston Road. Where he was awaiting treatment following an accident involving a midget and a mobility scooter. "You can't ignore the fact. She married a crap footballer, was known to be a bit handy with her fists, and if she hadn't had that lucky break, she'd probably be getting shagged up the arse, bent over a skip in Byker every friday night. The tattoos are just a natural extension of the chav thing. She doesn't fool me for a moment. Got to go...Coming nurse!"
More as we get it.