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Thursday, 25 November 2010

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It can be revealed today that I'm a celebrity get me out of here unterstar Gillian McKeith has accidentally shoved a rabbit up her own arse.

A hidden camera caught the spectacle and showed that fat boy Shaun Ryder had caught the rabbit and had gone into the jungle to find a quiet spot where he could skin and gut it. While in the process of doing so he spotted Ms McKeith heading towards him carrying a toilet roll. Knowing that she was a vegan, and not wanting her to feint at the sight of a half butchered rabbit, Shaun crept away but neglected to remove the rabbit's entrails from the jungle floor.

Ms McKeith then had the misfortune to choose that exact spot to defecate onto. Once she had finished she looked down and was horrified to see what appeared to be part of her own intestines. Not wanting to be removed from the camp for hospital treatment and thereby being taken off the show, she managed to stuff the intestines back up her anal canal with a bent stick.

A top medical expert said today that the insertion of a rabbit's guts up Gillian McKeith's back passage should not cause too much discomfort as she is already so far up her own arse that she probably will not notice much difference.

Additional cameras have been sited in the jungle to see if when Gillian McKeith next evacuates her bowels she tries to stick the ejected rabbit back up again.

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