HOLLYWOOD - Gladiator Pictures in association with Lions Face Films and The G-Spot Motion Picture Company has just informed the entertainment media that they will begin shooting the remake of Buffy The Vampire Slayer on Christmas Eve.
The original movie came out in 1992, and starred Kristy Swanson in the lead role of Buffy.
The 2010 version will be directed by noted Italian director Tico Scallavini and will star the infamous hermaphrodite Lady Gaga in the role of Buffy.
Scallavini noted that the film will co-star Paul Reubens, aka Pee Wee Herman, who is now known professionally as Pee Pee Wee Wee Doggy.
The motion picture which will be filmed on location in Intercourse, Pennsylvania will also feature Joan Rivers, Oksana Grigorieva, Simon Cowell, Cloris Leachman, Tim Linscum, Betty White, Rev. Al Sharpton, and Rush Limbaugh who will be portraying a vampire/zombie expert named Richard "Little Dicky" Petertucker.
Scallavini says that in the new version Buffy will not only slay vampires, but she will also diversify and take on werewolves, zombies, mummies, witches, demons, chupacabras, and Tea Partiers as well.
Motion Pictures By Tico Scallavini Include:
- The Crotchety Len Goodman Story
- The Big Tittied Heidi Montag Story
- The True So Very True Story Of Tiger "Dick With Feet" Woods
SIDENOTE: Buffy The Vampire Slayer tie-in products will include video games, bubble gum trading cards, bras, washable tattoos, and pantiliners.