HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough won the 2010 edition of season eleven's Dancing With The Stars.
But Hough really did not have much time for celebration as Jennifer drove him to LAX Airport where he boarded a flight to London to comfort his sultry girlfriend Cheryl Cole.
It appears that Cole who is a judge on the highly rated British reality show X-Factor has been getting into it with one of the shows contestants.
The man in question is a native of Brazil and his name is Wagner Fiuza Carrilho, no relation to Wagner the famous composer.
Hough confided to his hair stylist FuFi Fondue of Beverly Hills that Simon Cowell had personally called him up a few days ago and asked him to fly to London as soon as Bristol Palin is crowned this years Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy winner.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: It appears that Mr. Cowell, "The Count of Criticism" was rather mistaken as Bristol "The Pistol" came in third behind Kyle "The Tootsie Roll" Massey and the winner Jennifer "Weeping Willow" Grey.]
Hough told a reporter for the West Coast Mirror magazine that he plans on having a man-to-man chat with Mr. Carrilho and see if he can't convince the Brazilian nut gatherer to leave Cheryl Cole, his future wife alone.
Derek, who has a bit of a temper when it comes to performing bullies, said that if Senor Carrilho does not pay attention to his request that he will jump on the long-haired, fat punk and do a Beatles medley incorporating the rumba, the samba, the cha cha cha, the Argentine Tango, and the hokey pokey.
Cheryl Cole recently confided to fellow judge Dannii Minogue that she can hardly wait to have a little Derek. Minogue looked somewhat puzzled and asked Cheryl that if by that remark she meant a little baby like Derek or if she meant Derek's wiener (welly).
In a related story. Queen Elizabeth informed X-Factor host Dermot O'Leary that Russell Brand and Katy Perry have just presented her with hat number 1,402.