(DPRK) - Lil' Kim Jong-il (a.k.a. Kim Jong-un) went nuts this week while his father traveled to Vegas on a gambling junket. With irresistibly-low airfare to Vegas and dirt-cheap hotel rates, the Supreme Leader decided to take a pre-holiday-season break from the daily grind of leading one of the world's more maligned governments.
During the Generalissimo's absence, Lil' Kim gave the order to lob artillery at the downstairs neighbors thereby causing quite a stir.
Ensuing tensions between the two Korea's have caused Chinese Comedy Central to pull a previously scheduled December airing of its Kim Jong-il Roast. Instead the network will air My Life With Dick, a ten-hour documentary featuring the humor of Chairman Mao Zedong and Richard Nixon.