Miley Cyrus, Songstress, Teen Idol and TV Star turned 18 today. Apparently Cyrus is taking the entire month of November to celebrate. Festivities kicked into high gear Sunday at L.A. hotspot Trousdale. Demi and Rumor Moore were among the guests in attendance.
The obvious fallout of this momentous occasion is that a huge contingency of dirty old men just lost their dirty old man status. In America to truly be a dirty old man you have to lust over non-legal girls. Now that Miley is legal, the thrill is gone.
One dirty old man I talked to said, "It's a guilty pleasure, and now it's gone, it's as though some kind of de-flowering happened".
Bring a dirty old man is really a matter of perspective depending on what country you are in for example the age of consent in most of Mexico is from 9 to 13. So if you are in Mexico do you have to lust for 8 year olds to be a dirty old man? In most of Russia the age of consent is 16, so you have to lust for 15 year olds and so on and so on.
Miley, hats off to your birthday but now you're too old for the dirty old mans club. You've lost your guilty pleasure card.
From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert
"There's nothing worse than being an aging young person."