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Tuesday, 23 November 2010

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We've faced seven nights of Gillian McKeith screaming her way through Bush Tucker Trials. And now the sympathetic ITV have promised to resolve the matter and ensure that public money isn't wasted unfairly.

Inspired by Disney, all Bush Tucker Trials conducted by Gillian will now have the "less tame option" available. Whilst celebrities such as Pop-wannabe Aggro Santa, and busty model Kayla Collins, will face scorpions and snakes, McKeith will face three year old children laughing at her; peeling pans of potatoes with a spoon and colouring in a dot to dot: using only a blunt crayon.

The star system will also be replaced with a points system, leaving one celebrity to be "relegated".

McKeith, when prompted whether she approved of the 'McKeith' route, simply fainted as the weather was 0.3 degrees above her happy norm.

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