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Tuesday, 23 November 2010

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Not Like The Old Days!

Singer Adam Lambert is not the best at remembering things, he admits. So after agreeing to help in the community where he has purchased a house a few months ago, he had gone to a community meeting just to see what goes on.

A source told us that Adam had promised the parents there that if a group of the kids and their chaperones wanted to drop by, just let him know and he would be happy to teach some basics on music. You know, be one of the group in his new neighborhood...because they have all been told that he was a weirdo.

However, after a date was set, Lambert completely forgot about it.

Early this week, Lambert had had several drinks and managed to get home very late and walk straight to the couch and crash.

"I woke up and it was hot. I removed my clothes as I usually sleep in the nude and on my back and slept like a log!", Lambert later told an officer.

Early the next morning, right on schedule, two ladies arrived with a van full of scouts.

"I was helping them off the van while Jan was getting out the other side so I guess the first of the guys ran to the front door and opened it without knocking. Mr. Lambert hadn't opened it for him but the door was unlocked", stated Mary Andrews.

Jan: "I heard Mary scream, the scouts laughing and ran up to the door just as she was ordering them back on the van."

So the police came to visit Lambert who was holding his head and moaning.

Officer Pruitt told the West Coast Post that Adam was apparently snoozing away, completely nude, on his back and apparently had...well, I think it's called 'Morning Wood!'

Officer Pruitt said that there were no charges involved as Mr. Lambert was in his own home. He had explained it to the ladies who were planning to file a lawsuit, but then decided to drop it.

Later, Lambert stated that he should sue the screaming woman. He said his head nearly burst open and he's had a headache for 24 hours.

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