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Tuesday, 23 November 2010

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Harley hammering his huge hamburger hurridly, Yummy!

A trio of Canadian fatties have scored a massive, 'obese' hit on slim-line U Tube by presenting, baking and devouring an over 5000 calorie pizza topped with more junk food than McDonalds could dream of.

"We don't give a damn," they claimed, "all we want to do is prove to the world that gorging oneself with thousands of calories is pure enjoyment and f++k those nutritional experts with their fruit and veg!"

Not only did they create the fattiest pizza ever, they also baked an over 5000 calorie meatloaf, stuffed it and also a fatty, greasy sandwich with over 5000 calories, yummy!

The hungry trio, Alex, Sterling and Harley are all now recovering in a obese rehab clinic and offers for advertising local Canadian funeral services are pouring in.

U Tube being really popular with youngsters have issued an X certificate on the video and a Parental Guidance warning for obese mums, dads and their kiddies, it might be to tempting and they might start cooking similar monstrosities.

They issued the following statement:

U Tube takes no responsibility for fatties copying their video's and people ending up in the funeral parlours too soon, but we like their advertising!

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