A trio of Canadian fatties have scored a massive, 'obese' hit on slim-line U Tube by presenting, baking and devouring an over 5000 calorie pizza topped with more junk food than McDonalds could dream of.
"We don't give a damn," they claimed, "all we want to do is prove to the world that gorging oneself with thousands of calories is pure enjoyment and f++k those nutritional experts with their fruit and veg!"
Not only did they create the fattiest pizza ever, they also baked an over 5000 calorie meatloaf, stuffed it and also a fatty, greasy sandwich with over 5000 calories, yummy!
The hungry trio, Alex, Sterling and Harley are all now recovering in a obese rehab clinic and offers for advertising local Canadian funeral services are pouring in.
U Tube being really popular with youngsters have issued an X certificate on the video and a Parental Guidance warning for obese mums, dads and their kiddies, it might be to tempting and they might start cooking similar monstrosities.
They issued the following statement:
U Tube takes no responsibility for fatties copying their video's and people ending up in the funeral parlours too soon, but we like their advertising!