Bristol Palin, painfully aware of all the hubbub surrounding her win on Dancing With the Stars and the fact that Brandy clearly was the better dancer of the two, has formally offered Brandy a job as her (Palin's) private dance coach.
Bristol Palin claims that her "mamma didn't raise no dummy," when explaining why she would do such a thing. "Some have told me that I am just rubbing salt into the wound," said Palin, "but honestly, I think the world of Brandy and this is my way of saying, 'yes you're the better dancer, so please suck up your loss and help a sister out.'"
There has been no word yet from the Brandy camp whether or not Brandy will accept the offer but unofficial sources claim it is highly unlikely given the way Brandy took the news of her loss after the show. "White girl got no rhythm, got no moves, and she gonna win over me?" Brandy was said to have muttered under her breath when asked to leave the theatre after threatening to give Bristol Palin private dance lessons "mono e mono."
"In fact, that's where Bristol got the idea," said a Palin spokesperson. "Bristol figured if Brandy was offering, why not?"