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Sunday, 21 November 2010

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Milety Cyrus, Smoking!

Wow, this story has more turns than Mullhuland Drive. First the replacement for Lindsay Lohan was to be Dame Judy Dench, then Judge Judy, then Sarah Palin stepped up to the podium.

Well from the scuttlebutt that is going around town, Palin has dropped out. Representatives for Ms. Palin said in a imprompto press conference, "Ms Palin is dropping out of the role for reasons beyond her control". when asked just what those reasons may be, the representitive mumbled, "it could have something to do with depth and girth". Palin was unavailable for comment but it's my contention that she was under a great deal of pressure from the, Tea Bagging Party,
to renounce and repent.

Now, in a totally surprising turn of events, teen idol, Miley Cyrus has signed up to play Linda Lovelace. In a phone conversation Cyrus said, "I'm proud and excited to play Linda, she's an American icon and a notorious personality". When asked if she was a little young to be playing such a role Cyrus stated, "I'll be getting a permission slip from my parents, they think it's something I can wrap my head around and a role I can sink my teeth into".

All I can say is, from the mouths of babes.


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