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Saturday, 20 November 2010

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If there's one thing you don't want to do when your flight has been delayed is to have too many drinks at the Airport bar.

Someone should have told that to Amy Winehouse.

Something else she needs to know, that even on a two-hour trip it's good to empty the bladder before getting on the plane but several ignore that.

That combination nearly brought down an American Airlines jet going from Denver to Chicago as singer Amy Winehouse allowed all these things to come together at once.

"I didn't mean anything", stated Amy to reporters. This has become her favorite phrase over the past three years.

A source among the other passengers told 'The West Coast Post' that about an hour into the flight she had a hurrying Amy Winehouse headed for the back of the plane to rush by, stepping on several toes and appearing to dribble a bit.

"I think she had just woke up from a snooze...a loud snooze...and had to go pee in a bad way. Trouble was, there was already a line back there and when she began dancing and begging to get in front, there was already one doing the Pissbucket Shuffle in front of her."

So she didn't make it?

"No. I saw her squat and she must have let go as there was a small creek of the stuff flowing down the aisle. People were lifting their feet. But the worse was yet to come. Apparently she has a ten-gallon bladder as there were some sparks flying and the lights went out. If the plane had suddenly began losing altitude, I think several more of us would have added to piss creek."

"However, a hostess on the plane who already had warned the pilot stated that everything was OK that mattered. But that we would be having a stopover to clean the plane."

After several hours with the police Amy was let go but told she would be fined by the airlines.

"I've always heard about 'Shit Creek' but I guess being up on 'Piss Creek' is just as bad", Amy told some very upset passengers.

She took another plane. But, before that, headed back toward an airport bar.

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