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Saturday, 20 November 2010

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LiLo Loses Role As Linda Lovelace!

The executive producers now say that they have been very patient with Lindsay Lohan during all the trials and rehab time but have decided to pull her from the key role, that of Linda Lovelace in "Inferno".

"We have been wasting precious time to get this movie going", stated Executive Producer William Mathews. "We have offered the role to Ashley Greene."

The movie is about "Deep Throat" porn star, Linda Lovelace and Lohan had been named for the role just before all the crap hit the fan, beginning about a year ago.

Movie rep. Arthur Younger says that Linda Lovelace was a classy lady and that she deserved to have someone to play her that does not have the reputation that Lindsay Lohan has developed of late.

"Of course I know that Lovelace had a few faults but who doesn't?"

Matthews agreed. "You don't have a famous President informer named 'Freaky Friday', do you? Yet, we have heard the word "Deep Throat" ever since the Watergate case broke."

"We have high standards for our movies about porn queens and we must stay with them!"

Lohan, when asked about losing the role only stated, "No Vomit!"

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