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Saturday, 20 November 2010

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Lost In Space With Star Trek

Hollywood, CA-- Brent Spiner, better known as Mr. Data, admitted today the entire Star Trek:The Next Generation (ST:TNG) cast "was stoned out of their f*cking heads" during filming of the hit sci-fi show. Mr. Spiner said people joked the initials ST:TNG stood for SToned:Took Nuff Ganja.

"It seems to be a Star Trek tradition." said Mr. Spiner. "We even had some old bongs they used on the original series."

"Captain Picard smoked weed like a house on fire." commented Mr. Spiner. "He sucked the bong so hard, his hair actually fell out!"

"When we filmed the Borg episodes, we were all stoned out of our minds. We actually thought we were under attack. We made up all the dialogue in that episode ourselves."

Mr. Spiner noted there was one cast member who was the worst of all:

"Deanna Troi. She just could not stop smoking weed for even a minute. That's why her eyes were so dilated. They used giant fans to blow the smoke away."

Mr.Spiner says he enjoyed every minute on the show and is proud of his work.

"We kept the weed smoking custom alive, and it's still alive. Bong hits for Spock!"

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