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Friday, 19 November 2010

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Robert Pattinson says that he will stay with their plans and marry Kristen Stewart even though she has been diagnosed this week with having CCD.

"I don't care what Kristen has. Let me rephrase, despite the fact that Kristen has been diagnosed with this disease or disorder, I want her with me the rest of my life."

As fans who got the message earlier in the week know that OCD can be cured and is a type of mental disorder, the boyfriend or spouse's acceptance of it can really help the patient.

Pattinson says that he and a few others had noticed Stewart's odd behavior at times but thought that it was pretty normal until it took her longer and longer to make up her mind.

A source told us that the disease can be treated but that it may never go away completely. "The person who has 'Clothes Choosing Disorder' MUST have a patient partner until they get help.

The source also stated that Kristen is OK while filming because other people show her what to wear, but at home she would stand in front of her closet for a solid hour trying to make up her mind on what to wear.

This is also true when they are out shopping for clothes, apparently.

"One thing, she won't have any trouble deciding what to wear to bed", state Pattinson. "It will be NOTHING!"

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