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Thursday, 18 November 2010

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Two of the Jon and Kate Gosselin boys have been kicked out of their second grade class according to a report just coming in.

The note from merely stated that, at the present, the two were too distracting to have in class.

Many blame the Gosselin parents who have had the kids strung out over the past two years.

"It's hard to grow up under the media scrutiny and these guys have had that since they were babies. I don't know how the other six are handling all this", said a friend.

The source also stated that one of the boys was Collin.

"I guess those two will be home-schooled like the rest. They really need to be with normal kids in their normal lives but this is Hollywood for you."

When contacted, the school first stated that they knew it was a challenging time for the two boys but that they were disrupting the class among other things.

What other things?

By giving one teacher our word not to reveal her name and get her into trouble, Alice Newsome told us that the boys took after their dad, Jon.

"They have very short privates and pee all over themselves when they go to the bathroom."

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