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Wednesday, 17 November 2010

image for William's Chopper Down; Lindsay Lohan to play Pregnant Kate

It ain't over till it's over. Yesterday Prince William and commoner Kate Middleton announced their engagement. Prince William presented Kate Middleton with the ring Prince Charles got engaged to Lady Diana with. Times are tough and Prince William didn't have the cash for his own ring on his RAF salary so he schnorred his mom's ring.

Today the RAF announced that the chopper of search and rescue pilot Prince William went down in the North Sea. Pregnant Kate Middleton immediately retained famed American attorney Howard K. Stern who at a hastily called press conference waved a Kenyan marriage certificate along with President Obama's birth certificate. The ink on Shimon Peres' congratulatory email to Queen Elizabeth was hardly dry yet.

The resemblance between Lindsay Lohan and Kate Middleton is striking. Both of their fathers are named 'Michael'. Howard K. Stern announced today that once Lindsay Lohan is finished playing Linda Lovelace in 'Inferno', LiLo will be playing Kate Middleton in 'Pregnant Kate.' Prince William is to be played by Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern will play himself, arguing that he is not the father of the child.

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