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Wednesday, 17 November 2010

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A lady in line at New York's Kennedy Airport has stated that Lady Gaga was in front of her in line to go on a flight to London and that the Lady refused to take the scanning.

"No way, Jose!" was what she apparently told the security people.

Others in line then told us that a fight broke out among the male scanners as to who would get to search Lady Gaga and didn't stop until she told them that they could take turns!

Afterwards, one of the scanners anonymously told us that she first showed them her hands were empty and then she rammed both her hands down the front of her pants and told them to have at it.

"We flipped coins and I got to go first. I thought I would burst my pants I got so excited."

The other two guys then checked her over and then both the pilot and co-pilot stated that they wanted to be doubly sure so they checked her out to.

"They explained that they always take extra caution when important people fly."

Apparently Lady Gaga asked who was on this flight and the pilot told her that she was.

"She must have kept one of her hands in a fist", stated the searcher we talked to. "For there was quite a lump."

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