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Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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How SuBo's Fake Head Appeared

A friend of Susan Boyle who may not be a friend for long, says that SuBo was greatly relieved lately to find out that some old nude pics were apparently gone forever and that she did not have to sweat that out again.

"She kept thinking about this ever since she became a star so it's really a load off her mind", stated Bessie McKee who grew up with the Scottish Songbird! Only McKee stated it 'theenkin aboot'.

As the story goes, for McKee wanders a bit while telling it, they were in school and this one guy was always doing favors for several of the young ladies since his dad was well off. There finally came a day when the classmate stated that he needed a favor also.

He had bought this new camera and wanted both of the ladies to allow him to snap a nude shot or two.

"We were to pose out by the lake and he told us we could place a big mask on our heads so no one could be sure it was us."

McKee said that neither girl wanted to do this but they owed Ian a lot of favors so they picked a time to skip school so it would be private.

"We both decided to wear gorilla masks someone loaned us."

That was when Ian showed up to see what McKee was talking about.

"She telling you about the naked gorillas? I could have made a lot of money on those."

The way the guy told it is that the girls stripped off, placed their masks on and waited and waited and waited.

"Those two looked so funny, I decided to hide", stated Ian. Then I hid their clothes."

"We finally got tired of waiting for him and then we couldn't find our clothes. So, just as the other teens were coming out, there were two naked gorillas running home at top speed with a guy taking photos all the way."

"Photos!! It was me..my first camera and I had exposed the film."

"So Susan can quit worrying about them showing up in your tabloid front page."

Personally, I don' know if that was good or bad....as I think both ladies were a bit chubby. This is Alton Willson for The West Coast Post, from Scotland.

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