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Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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Gillian McKeith, Chips And Mushy Peas Over Here Garcon!

Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger today launched an astonishing broadside at 'You Are What You Eat' star Gillian McKeith after her jungle induced 'fainting' episode on 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here.'

Speaking from a bus stop on Oxford Street after another gruelling all night session, Ginslinger opined that McKeith's fainting fit was faked, and slammed the nutritionist for being, in his opinion, a fake.

He also explained that it somehow appears improbable to him that someone who basically sifts through human shit for a living should have such an aversion to bugs.

"If I had a choice between having a spider crawling on my head, and some unseen hand splatting me on the head with a human turd, I'm fairly certain which of the two options I should prefer," he told us. "And I can tell you - it wouldn't be the turd!"

Buffty Ginslinger went on to say that if Gillian McKeith is what she eats, then judging by her appearance, her diet can't be up to much.

"Woman looks like she's had a makeover by Hammer studios," he quipped.

He also criticised McKeith's naivetee about thinking that she'd be sleeping in a hotel every night, saying that it was BS if ever he'd heard it, because everybody in the country knows that 'I'm A Celeb' involves sleeping in a sanitised jungle camp and a lot of messing about with bugs and stuff.

"It's just another bloody TV farce dear boy," he said. "I don't know who the heck that Gillian McKeith thinks she's kidding, but she's certainly not pulling the wool over my eyes. Dramatic faint, my arse!"

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