HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and his partner Jennifer "Little Miss Teardrops" Gray of Dancing With The Stars have just officially broken the all-time television high-five record.
With the seven high-fives that they gave each other during their performance on the most recent episode of DWTS, the pair has just set a new television high five record with a total of 283 high fives.
When asked about their record breaking accomplishment Jennifer, who stands 5 foot 3, but looks 5 foot 8, said that she was thrilled. She dabbed away some tears and said that she has truly focused on her dancing performance more than anything else since childbirth.
The petite dancer wiped away some more tears and said that after dancing with Derek since the start of the shows season she has developed a new found respect for the entire dancing business.
Hough handed her a Kleenex and dabbed away another set of tears and then Jen pointed out that she has also developed bumps, bruises, aches, pains, cricks, and cramps that she has never ever had before.
She giggled and said that no one would probably believe it but she even has a bruise the size of a quarter on her tuzzy muzzy (pink palace).
Derek blushed and then chimed in and said that dancing with Jennifer has been fantastic as well as very exciting. He was however, very quick to add that not as exciting as when he dances with his girlfriend, English singer Cheryl Cole.
In a non-related story. President Barack Obama has stated that the rumors about him having his crotch groped by Oprah Winfrey during a recent White House Wine Party are totally false.