There is developing news indicating that popular TV drama CSI Miami will be rebadged as What's That Piece of Brain Doing on the Footpath. Producers have felt compelled to change the title for much the same reason that a notorious brand of sandwich spread was renamed I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
In other news Britney Spears is planning a concert tour of Albania. "I've always wanted to go there. I hear they do great wieners" she commented. Someone forgot to tell her about the dodgy meat.
The grand nephew of legendary entertainer Fred Astaire has been chosen as meet'n'greet at the Keys Resort in Florida.
So what, you say. Well, he only has one leg and one arm.
If you're going to Las Vegas any time soon, you might bump into Dolly Parton. The legendary singer is busking on the streets because her Dollyworld enterprise has been losing vast amounts of money. You can't miss her, she's the one with the enormous.....smile!
Finally, President Barack Obama has been asked to officiate at the opening of a new wine bar in Washington DC. The bar will be managed by Gordon Strug, a distant cousin of ex USSR President Nikita Kruschev, a keen drinker in his prime.