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Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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Bill Clinton in full George Bush Makeup

Releasing the information about his cameo appearance in the upcoming movie, "Hangover II", Bill Clinton told Entertainment Monthly Magazine that he did in fact, play George W. Bush on a set resembling the Bush ranch in Texas.

Though Clinton would not release any details about his specific part in the movie or any of his lines, he did indicate that he had trouble screwing up as many words as the script called for. Clinton's personal aide commented that producers had to eventually enlist the services of an on-set dentist to inject Clinton's mouth with Novocain on both side. "That was enough to guarantee the Texan's patented word slurs, while the Dumbo ear prosthetics helped to complete the Bush look. Bill really pulled it off", said Pat Meedoun, Clinton's assistant.

Though the set was closed, outsiders speculated that Clinton may have engaged in some extracurricular activity in his dressing trailer, courtesy of professional female escorts that were seen wandering around the movie set. Our sources confirm however that they were all hired for Mike Tyson, who will reprise his role. Meedoun was infuriated at the suggestion that Clinton would consider such an activity considering his status as a married man saying, "He did not have sexual relations with that woman".

Mel Gibson was also reported to have received an advance $750,000 from movie producers to stay completely away from the set and out of the movie

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