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Monday, 15 November 2010

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Hulk Hogan during his early wrestling career when he was known as Bulk Hogan.

MISSOULA, Montana - Hulk Hogan was in Missoula where he had been named the Grand Marshal of The 97th Annual Missoula Buffalo Branding and Denutting Festival and Parade.

Hogan, AKA Terry Bollea, who was dressed in a yellow and red tuxedo, stood out among the crowd of cowboy hat wearing guys and gals and young'uns.

The famous wrestler was asked by a reporter for The Missoula Vuvuzela Gazette if it was true that he had been involved in a menage-a-trois with Heidi Montag and Oksana Grigorieva.

Hogan got a puzzled look on his gigantic face and asked what the hell a menage-a-trois was. When told that it was a threesome in which usually a man gets into bed with two females the Hulkster started laughing and almost swallowed his Panatella Cigar.

He regained his composure and said that the only time he had ever been involved in a threesome was when he had gone to bed with Dolly Parton and her two humongous 'puppies.'

Hogan did stress that his involvement with Parton was strictly platonic as her jeans were so damn tight that there was no way on earth that either she or he could have taken those suckers off.

In other news. The judge of Dancing With The Stars, Bruno Tonioli, has stated that the rumors of him wanting to have Rick Fox's baby are completely untrue.

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