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Sunday, 14 November 2010

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Skoob - Nearly Got It Right.

Staff at Skoob Entertainment News have been forced to issue a public apology after nearly but not quite getting the result of this week's 'X-Factor The Result' show quite spot on.

Editor in Chief of SEN, Skoob1999 blamed SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger for providing duff information as to the outcome of the show.

Skoob (aka Martin Shuttlecock) kind of got it right in informing the nation that Katie Waissel would survive this week, and that Aiden Grimshaw and Wagner deserved the boot - but was forced into apologising to the nation's gamblers following announcements that Paije would be eliminated.

It panned out that Paije survived and Aiden was eliminated in an utterly honest public vote (Aiden didn't know beforehand that he'd been aXed - watch it on You Tube and check out his eyes) which was a little unforeseen, although probably the right decision providing you don't factor the fuckawful Wagner into the equation.

SEN apologises to anybody who put money on the outcome.

Unless you bet that Katie Waissel would stay in - in which case, send us ten percent of the winnings.

We don't always get it right but we're never that far off.

And remember - gambling is a mug's game. Don't ever do it unless you're prepared to lose money.

More apologies when we fuck up again.

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