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Saturday, 13 November 2010

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Oh He's Good That Aiden. Yes. Oh Yes. Oh He's Wonderful.

Aiden Grimshaw, the Blackpool lad accused of being "too intense" on the X-Factor, once again triumphantly blew away the judges, the studio audience, and millions of viewers at home last night with a soaring rendition of the Elton John classic 'Rocket Man.'

This isn't the first time that the charming and uber talented Aiden has blown audiences away with his soaring vocal range and his ultra charismatic stage presence - he spun his magic in similar fashion previously with heart-stoppingly unique versions of John Lennon's 'Jealous Guy' and Prince's 'Nothing Compares 2 U'

The other X-Factor contestants could only look on from the wings in shock and awe as Aiden put his own unique twist on 'Rocket Man' - even going as far as changing the lyrics in his own singular expression of individuality.

One source even said that Scouse songbird Rebecca Ferguson was so overwhelmed by Aiden's heart rending vocal that she fell into a dead faint and had to be given mouth to mouth rescussitation by kick-boxing Brazilian novelty act, Wagner Carillho. Although Skoob Entertainment News can't confirm that.

We spoke to music critic extraordinaire, Anne Shuttlecock about Aiden's life affirming performance, and she told us:

"I've never seen such a load of shite in me life. He's gorra be one of the biggest loads of old bollocks I've ever seen on there. And I've seen some crap on there, believe me. Why everybody keeps telling him he's so wonderful is beyond me. It's like the bastard Emperor's new clothes."

Which just goes to show that music is a matter of individual taste. Or lack of.

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