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Friday, 12 November 2010

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Noel's Emergency Hair-Aid kit

Noel Edmonds, star of TV game show Deal or No Deal, broke his hair when he tripped onstage.

Edmonds, known for his beautifully coiffed golden perm, was in shock and had to be sedated to prevent his mullet from going into spasms.

Contestants looked on shocked and surprised. One, Harry Cox, opined, "I wouldn't take the piss out of Noel. Why should I, his hairdresser's already done it."

A grim Paramedic, clearly annoyed at being called out for what seems to be a minor matter, was heard to mutter, "Reckon that the best solution to sort Edmonds' hair out would be a fecking guillotine".

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