Following hot on the heels of last week's farcical X-Factor vote off, Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Katie Waissel will probably escape the axe again this week.
SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger claims that he overheard a little Irish fella in a pub in Camden who he thought might be Louis Walsh, saying that Katie would escape the chop yet again to a young male friend in tight trousers.
Although we aren't for one moment suggesting that the show is just a big fix, it does appear that Katie has courted even more controversy than the Sex Pistols did back in the 1970s - with questions being asked in Parliament about her right to remain on the show.
But the little fella, who looked a bit like Louis Walsh was clearly overheard telling his 'friend' that Aiden Grimshaw and and Paije Richardson were favourites for the chop in a 'surprise' double eviction, because Paije has no discernable dress sense, and Aiden has murdered more songs on the show than John Otway and Wild Willie Barrett managed in an entire career.
Received wisdom also suggests that Wagner Carillho will sail through again, because of a massive internet campaign devised by people who the show pisses off, in order to promote the worst contestant in order to discredit the whole production.
Not that the votes ever have any meaningful effect on the end result, but a massive Wagner vote leaves the door open for further accusations of vote rigging from a disgruntled public.
The last word goes to Buffty Ginslinger:
"It's all bollocks anyway."
More as we get it.