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Friday, 12 November 2010

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Ginslinger Spends Yet Another Night In The Cells.

Highly respected recording artiste, Pixie Lott has distanced herself from the current row surrounding X-Factor wannabes Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd by simply having nothing whatsoever to do with any of that malarkey.

Pixie, who served as a stand in judge while Cheryl Cole was struggling with a bout of malaria, a divorce, and a dancing dude at that point, hasn't yet released any statements as to whether or not she thinks bewigged Katie, or big voiced Treyc should still be on the show because basically she can't be arsed because none of the debacle is anything to do with her.

When asked to comment on the voting fiasco, Pixie and her people wouldn't answer phone calls or emails because basically it was nothing to do with them.

Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger has apparently sent an email offering to sort out the whole X-Factor voting debacle to Simon Cowell, providing Cowell undertakes to partially fund Ginslinger's proposed biopic of grunt n groan grappling legend Mick McManus of New Cross Gate, starring Alex Reid, and featuring Peter Andre as Jackie 'Mister TV' Pallo with several cameos featuring Katie Price's naked breasts.

He currently awaits a response. It appears that Simon Cowell is an extremely busy man.

"Simon Cowell can kiss my arse!" Ginslinger shouted as he was loaded into the back of a Metropolitan Police van for being drunk and incapable in Whitehall.

More as we get it.

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