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Thursday, 11 November 2010

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In a new survey by six combined (Ages 14-24) popular magazines, the team of Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift received more votes than Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart who were a little miffed by the results!

"I have nothing against either the Taylor Two but the only reason they outscored us is that they only see each other every once in awhile. Rob and I are almost always together and maybe that has gotten over-exposed. But it's the writers and the photographers who keep coming around."

"I agree and disagree", stated Pattinson. "We've been in the spotlight for a long long time. It's like we're ten years older than the Taylor Two. I can see why younger fans are pulling for them. They don't get the coverage we do."

Both told us that we should wait another year and check in with Justin Bieber and his young girlfriend at the time and see who wins.

When asked about the survey, Lautner and Swift stated that they were surprised by the results.

"Both Taylor and I date other people", stated Taylor Swift. "And where did this 'Taylor Two' business start?"

"It just better be over our names and not my small boobs!"

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