HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are starting to hear rumblings about their credibility as Bristol Palin has once again escaped being eliminated.
The picture is not looking pretty for the ABC executives as they are realizing that Bristol has managed to remain on the dance show while other dancers; much better than her, such as Florence Henderson, Audrina Patridge, Rick Fox, and now Kurt Warner have all been sent home.
The ABC powers that be know that even a six-year-old can figure out that something is rotten in Denmark.
An inside source who did not want her name revealed said that the reason that Bristol continues to get the votes needed to remain on the show is because of her mommy, the ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin.
The unnamed source added that the Palin Teabaggers are burning up the phone lines, keyboards, and text pads in order to vote for Bristol "The Pistol" Palin.
Judge Bruno Tonioli said that it is downright scary because if little Bristy can get that many votes then one can just imagine the amount of votes that Mama Palin can get.
Tonioli remarked that he is glad that he resides in Italy. The English judge Len Goodman chimed in and said that he is glad that he resides in merry olde England. And Carrie Ann Inaba said that she is seriously considering possibly moving back to the Philippines.
DWTS Host Tom Bergeron remarked that Bristol tries but bless her heart she is just one degree above last year's horrendously horrible dancer Kate "Graceless" Gosselin.
After the show Bristol was asked to comment on the shows outcome. She smiled, looked at her partner Mark Ballas, and stated that she knows that the people are voting for her because they know that she is getting better and better.
Bristol told a reporter for the National Enquirer that when she returns to Alaska she hopes to open up a dance studio and teach the people of Alaska to dance as good as her.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Sarah "Snowflake" Palin called Bristol after the show and told her that she was proud of her and that she is showing America and the world that the Palin's are winners. The elder Palin added that she is truly amazed at how easily Bristy glides across the dance floor seeing as how she is about 20 or so pounds overweight.]